* If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Nobody listens until you say something wrong
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
"Every solution breeds new problems."
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.
Most general statements are false, including this one.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
New systems generate new problems.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be
Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be
different.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answed "My husband's cheque book."
When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answed "My husband's cheque book."
Love is a matter of chemistry
Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep
Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Nothing is so bad....!!- because it will go even worse.!
Solving of the problem is on finding out the people who will solve it.?!
You can't fix something that it is not broken.......!!
A deceitful peace is more harmful than open war.
After a test men are honoured or disgraced.
